Saturday, July 12, 2008

Dave's Deli SUCKS big time!

Dave's Deli, you are in serious deep shit. trouble

So on Saturday, my brother & I went to Queensbay mall for a walk and to chill for the weekends. We had our tea time at Daves Deli.

AND I TELL YOU...
DAVES DELI @ QUEENSBAY MALL SUCKED BIG TIME!


Serious! I'm not even exaggerating.

You see, I already feel very unpleasant and quite pissed off when I first made my order at the cashier. Manager at Daves Deli, do take note about the customer service provided by one of your workers. Your worker, which didn't wear his name tag and hence, I don't know his name, he was the cashier for the day, wears spectacles, (Saturday, July 12th, 2008, around 4-5PM), I made my order with him along with my brother. He served us with his oh-so-very-stuck-up face and he appeared to be very, very lansi stuck up. It's as though he's the owner or he didn't feel like I've enough cash to pay for the meal I ordered. Anyway, who can not afford to pay for your meals?

Hahaha. Come on, it's tad dirt cheap for a person like me or any other people okay! Just because I wore a polo t-shirt, shorts, sandals and a Prada handbag, and appear to be sleepy and bored doesn't mean I cannot afford to pay for it, like duh! I feel like giving him a big tight slap on his fucking face. Just because you're a fucking retard cashier, it doesn't mean you're any better or smarter than me, what a man-bitch!

OK. That's the 1st unpleasant encounter.

The 2nd unpleasant encounter is... the "ice lemon tea"

My 1st sip, I was like, heck, is this even an ice lemon tea??? Tastes like water with a very weird stench to me! It's so diluted and it's so yucky that I can't believe you people have the nerve to serve this to customers. Bad...bad... I prefer just plain water, please.

Next, to the 3rd unpleasant encounter. The so called "mushroom soup".

From the outside, it looks quite fine.... UNTIL you have a taste of it. YUCK! What the fuck heck is that??? It tastes more like salty soup instead of mushroom soup! It's so salty, you even eat on chunks of salt at times. Come on la, how hard is it for you people to cook a simple mushroom soup??? Can a can of Campbell mushroom soup be too hard for you? And what's with the burnt garlic bread??? HELLO???

Hohoho, we have a 4th unpleasant encounter here!
It's the pasta combo that I ordered. It's supposed to have a combo mix of spaghetti bolognese and lasagna

Do you know how small the portion is? It's as though it's appetizers for Graeme & Chern Ta, or for any guys. Not only the portion is small, but the appearance and tastewise, ohmygoodness. The lasagna is practically more to the tasteless side, to bland. The spaghetti, it's just so tomato and nothing else. I can even cook better spaghetti than this, come on chef! What qualifications do you have? To cook maggie mee only??? Come on, you can GOOGLE for delicious recipes and not this!!!


The too tomato-ish and too bland spaghetti. The sauce is not right, something's wrong somewhere, and the noodles are a bit too overcooked.

A REAL SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS, GODDAMNIT!


HOHOHO, the lasagna is the JOKE OF ALL TIME! Serious, the portion is like 2-3 spoonful and you're done with it.


Hahaha, you even call this a lasagna? The frozen lasagna that I can buy from Jusco and then reheat it with the microwave even tastes better than this! It look's like some leftover food. Too tasteless, too bland and it doesn't seem fresh, and I don't think it's fresh anyway.

A REAL LASAGNA SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS & NOT SOME LEFT OVER FOOD!


Do you know what's OK with all your food served???

Pathetically, its the Coleslaw - Salad! How pathetic!

Maybe they shouln't make focus on delicatessen...



THEY SHOULD, instead, FOCUS ON SALAD!
Like this :



Another thing that's ok is the fish & chips ordered by my brother.

I mean, how bad can you fry them frozen foods right???

Manager of Daves Deli, seriously, your customer service and the management is totally wrong and screwed up. The waiting time is quite long, food is bad, service is bad... you people are just lucky that there's good business today - just because it's packed everywhere cause it's the Governor of Penang's birthday and hence; public holiday today.

Perhaps you should send your workers and all to Ms Wendy's MANAGEMENT LECTURES/CLASS! Haha.

12 comments:

  1. Wow!!!!! reli suck lo!!
    when i see it.. i lose my appetite d!!

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  2. hahahahahahhaa
    yeah!!!! and surprisingly its full house!

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  3. tsk tsk!!!!
    as what u mentioned.. public holiday!! haiz! no choice!!! everywhere is pack!!!
    did u manage to swallow ur combo?? haha...

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  4. HAH! the soup is like dos's drink....
    and I wonder why spaghetti is served together with lasagna? no way man...yeah its combo...but make it on separated plates laaa

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  5. Luckily I didnt go try it.. wanted to.. Dave deli was nice laz time,used to be my fav diner =(

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  6. ohh??food'o u from penang also??

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  7. yeap! tj.bungah area =)

    btw,the 1st time i look at the "lasagna" i tot it was a bbq chicken.. =.=

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  8. OMG. Rachael! You actually ate that lasagne? Gross. :S

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  9. lols... thats y u asked her: did u manage to swallow? lols..

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  10. jon : hahahah yea!! i did! i managed to swallow a few bites and that's it! hahahhaha

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  11. wah!! no wonder u said my pissed-off entry like urs, now i know why! hahaha..today only i read ur bitching post about dave's deli!! hahaha..but urs ganas..

    btw, wah!! when i looked at those pics, i tot the mushroom soup and the lasagna, are leftovers taken after u all finished the meal, when i read, omg!! belum makan!! hahahhaa..

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  12. li ching : exactly! its the most shitty food ever! yuck! hahahaha. hahah, sama kan, the style??? :P mine mana ganas? sama sama like urs :P

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